#incorrect verivery

[correct-verivery-quotes]

minchan: but sometimes I don’t know if you actually like me or if it’s just… you know, a crush phase

dongheon: [literally proposing to him] take a wild guess, minchan

WOOO GUESS WHO'S BACK

[verivery-incorrect]

Kangmin : Oh hey, you're back early

Minchan : Practice rooms haunted

Kangmin : W-what ?

Minchan, loading a nerf gun and walking back to the front door : Practice rooms haunted

[random-incorrect-things]

Kangmin: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Gyehyeon: Wait, what's the difference?

Kangmin: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... If the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

[lilyrennifer]

Dongheon: I just got the news that our neighbour passed away. 🪦

Hoyoung: Who, Ray?

Kangmin: 😱 I don't think cheering is the appropriate response hyung!

[slytherinshua]

SKIN CARE

genre. fluff. warnings. kissing. pairing. kangmin x reader. wc. 589. a/n. i got this idea from this post by @verivery-incorrect and rly wanted to turn it into a fic!!

It was a nice sunny afternoon, not too cold, not too hot. You and Kangmin liked to spend days off at home, in each other's company, but not actively together. You were both lying down on your bed, Kangmin scrolling through his phone, your nose buried in a book. It was peaceful and quiet. You liked these moments with your boyfriend. Even if you didn’t say anything, just having him next to you made any activity one hundred times better. 

The feeling of a soft kiss pressed to your cheek was enough to pull your attention away from the book you were reading. You looked to your left at the obvious culprit, but you found him scrolling through his phone as if nothing had happened. You smiled and went back to reading, choosing to ignore the fluttery feeling that developed in your stomach from the mere gesture. 

It was peaceful in the room again and you read another 2 pages in silence.

Until you felt another soft kiss landing on your cheek.

You looked over again, quick enough to catch the slight smile on Kangmin’s face. There was no way he could keep pretending as if nothing happened now that you had caught him, yet he continued typing on his phone as if he wasn’t even aware that you were lying next to him.

“Why do you keep kissing my cheek?” You asked, your eyes going back to the page of text, scanning the paragraphs to find where you were. You heard Kangmin shift to his side and presumably turn off his phone. You could see him now lying on his side and looking at you through your peripheral vision. 

You looked back at him, maintaining eye contact for a few seconds, silently watching to see who would break out into a smile first. It ended up being you, Kangmin following suit a second later. He leaned in a bit and pressed another, longer kiss in the same spot before answering your question.

“Skin care.” 

You immediately smiled at his response. Kangmin always had the cutest explanations to everything he did. The stuffed animal was clearly lonely, and that was why he had to carry it around everywhere. The salt and pepper always had to be put on eggs together because they were a couple— you couldn’t have one without the other. 

His little explanations weren’t even the tip of the iceberg for how Kangmin’s brain worked, but you loved to find out the more time you spent with him. And each time you just felt yourself falling deeper and deeper. 

You both giggled as he continued to press kisses all over your face, continuing the delicate “skin care” that your skin so clearly needed. It felt nice to have his lips on your skin. His touch was gentle, as was everything about Kangmin. The kisses were light and fleeting, but still long enough to cause butterflies to erupt in your tummy.

He was about to press another kiss to your forehead when you stopped him with a finger resting against his lips.

“I didn’t get this spot yet, though.” He whispered, smiling lovingly. You could feel his minty breath fanning over your face as he was still so close to you.

“It’s your turn.” You countered, pressing your first soft kiss to his cheek with an airy laugh. Suddenly, the tables were turned, and you were the one giving the kisses, and Kangmin the one receiving them— butterflies forming in his stomach and his heart racing just like you.

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[nekomura-tsukiyo]

Hoyoung: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Kangmin: “Prettiest smile.”

Yeonho: “Nicest personality.”

Dongheon: “Most likely to start a bar fight.”

Gyehyeon: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.”

[jinyeojin]

Plz buy me this :(

@veriincorrectvery

[wookjini]

he’s trying his best, hoyoung.

kangmin: here you are hoyoung, a nice, hot cup of coffee.

hoyoung: it’s cold?

kangmin: nice cup of coffee.

hoyoung: it’s awful!

kangmin: cup of coffee.

hoyoung: i’m not even sure this is coffee???

kangmin: cup.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Minchan: I told you not to go down there!

Gyehyeon: I had to, he made Kangmin cry!

Minchan: Kangmin always cries!

Kangmin, beginning to cry: that’s not true!!

[baka-writings]

Me everyday at work: Why am I so fucking tired

Me currently at 1.40am:

[mashihope]

Yongseung: Did you know-

Gyehyeon: I didn't and I don't want to, thank you.

Yongseung: :(

Yeonho: Tell me! I wanna know whatever it is!

Yongseung: :)

[correct-verivery-quotes]

dongheon: i am at a loss for words

minchan, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, dongheon hyung continued to scold me for 45 minutes

[verivery-incorrect]

Kangmin, wearing two pairs of headphones : I just realized I have two ears, so it's a waste of time to listen to only one thing.

Yongseung : Let me get this straight. You just realized you have two ears?

[random-incorrect-things]

Minchan, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the fuck??

Minchan, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle up, it's the law!

[lilyrennifer]

Yeonho: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? 💊

Gyehyeon: Take them!

Yongseung: Punch them in the neck! 💥🥊

Kangmin: Say thank you! 🙏🏻

Minchan: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Dongheon: No! 😱

[correct-kpop]

Hui: alright who wants to over throw MNET with me!!

J-US: oo-oo me!!

Jaeyun: count Too in

Dongheon: VERIVERY will assist as well

Eric: can I come?

JangJun: we strike at midnight

Eric: *pouts* but that’s past my bed time

JangJun: anarchy has no bed time